owlmylove:

whenever i’m sad i like to imagine what possible crime Steve Irwin’s ancestor committed to warrant him being sent to Australia like some Victorian gentleman escorting a lady to the zoo past the crocodile enclosure and going “do you see that great wyrm sunning itself there? quite a striking creature, is it not? I do believe I shall engage it in fisticuffs.” 

(via angrynerdyblogger)

zodiacs

sexywiddlebaby:

aries - fucking weeb
taurus - otaku trash
gemini - sleeps w/ at least 2 waifu pillows
cancer - wants to be a mangaka
leo - entry level anime filth
virgo - likes sword art online
libra - owns all of evangelion on dvd
scorpio - subscribed to shonen jump
sagittarius - pocky eater
capricorn - wears neko ears to family events
aquarius - naruto runner
pisces - wapanese

(via nachtkriecht)

third-eyes:

zombina-adreena:

whiteteen:

Salvador Dali drawing a penis on the forehead of a woman and signing it with Picasso’s signature

let’s all take a long second to appreciate this

this is my favorite post now

third-eyes:

zombina-adreena:

whiteteen:

Salvador Dali drawing a penis on the forehead of a woman and signing it with Picasso’s signature

let’s all take a long second to appreciate this

this is my favorite post now

(via perksofbeingpunk)

#new #glasses plz ignore my gross face #muchthank

I got 2 people hooked on Code Academy today to learn basic HTML and CSS because we have nothing to do at work!

theshirtlesslifter:

walkingdeadites:

steveholtvstheuniverse:

every achievement in cinema history has led up to this moment

#that time that michael jordan retired from basketball to play baseball #and then was bad at baseball so went back to basketball #and in order to celebrate his return to basketball #we made a movie in which he teams up with 50 year old cartoon characters #to defeat the space aliens who magically stole the mojo of other famous basketball players #and planned to kidnap these 50 year old cartoon characters #so the cartoon characters who literally never played basketball in any of their cartoons #were like clearly the only way to settle this is with a game of basketball #and just when all hope seems lost #bill murray who has literally only been in one other scene in the movie #shows up completely without explanation #and no one questions it #and doesn’t even do anything to help the team like he literally just shows up to pass the ball to michael #and then michael jordan slam dunks the ball from half court to win the game #and someone in hollywood read that script #and was like yes perfect no changes need to be made let’s get this project going #i don’t believe in god #but i do believe in space jam

I too believe in Space Jam
theshirtlesslifter:

walkingdeadites:

steveholtvstheuniverse:

every achievement in cinema history has led up to this moment

#that time that michael jordan retired from basketball to play baseball #and then was bad at baseball so went back to basketball #and in order to celebrate his return to basketball #we made a movie in which he teams up with 50 year old cartoon characters #to defeat the space aliens who magically stole the mojo of other famous basketball players #and planned to kidnap these 50 year old cartoon characters #so the cartoon characters who literally never played basketball in any of their cartoons #were like clearly the only way to settle this is with a game of basketball #and just when all hope seems lost #bill murray who has literally only been in one other scene in the movie #shows up completely without explanation #and no one questions it #and doesn’t even do anything to help the team like he literally just shows up to pass the ball to michael #and then michael jordan slam dunks the ball from half court to win the game #and someone in hollywood read that script #and was like yes perfect no changes need to be made let’s get this project going #i don’t believe in god #but i do believe in space jam

I too believe in Space Jam
theshirtlesslifter:

walkingdeadites:

steveholtvstheuniverse:

every achievement in cinema history has led up to this moment

#that time that michael jordan retired from basketball to play baseball #and then was bad at baseball so went back to basketball #and in order to celebrate his return to basketball #we made a movie in which he teams up with 50 year old cartoon characters #to defeat the space aliens who magically stole the mojo of other famous basketball players #and planned to kidnap these 50 year old cartoon characters #so the cartoon characters who literally never played basketball in any of their cartoons #were like clearly the only way to settle this is with a game of basketball #and just when all hope seems lost #bill murray who has literally only been in one other scene in the movie #shows up completely without explanation #and no one questions it #and doesn’t even do anything to help the team like he literally just shows up to pass the ball to michael #and then michael jordan slam dunks the ball from half court to win the game #and someone in hollywood read that script #and was like yes perfect no changes need to be made let’s get this project going #i don’t believe in god #but i do believe in space jam

I too believe in Space Jam
theshirtlesslifter:

walkingdeadites:

steveholtvstheuniverse:

every achievement in cinema history has led up to this moment

#that time that michael jordan retired from basketball to play baseball #and then was bad at baseball so went back to basketball #and in order to celebrate his return to basketball #we made a movie in which he teams up with 50 year old cartoon characters #to defeat the space aliens who magically stole the mojo of other famous basketball players #and planned to kidnap these 50 year old cartoon characters #so the cartoon characters who literally never played basketball in any of their cartoons #were like clearly the only way to settle this is with a game of basketball #and just when all hope seems lost #bill murray who has literally only been in one other scene in the movie #shows up completely without explanation #and no one questions it #and doesn’t even do anything to help the team like he literally just shows up to pass the ball to michael #and then michael jordan slam dunks the ball from half court to win the game #and someone in hollywood read that script #and was like yes perfect no changes need to be made let’s get this project going #i don’t believe in god #but i do believe in space jam

I too believe in Space Jam

No, this is a firecracker-free wedding. 

No, this is a firecracker-free wedding. 
screamingcrawfish:

violynt:

please love sharks


no, but it’s cute anyway screamingcrawfish:

violynt:

please love sharks


no, but it’s cute anyway screamingcrawfish:

violynt:

please love sharks


no, but it’s cute anyway screamingcrawfish:

violynt:

please love sharks


no, but it’s cute anyway

screamingcrawfish:

violynt:

please love sharks

no, but it’s cute anyway


Dean: You're supposed to say jerk.

Dean: You're supposed to say jerk.

Dean: You're supposed to say jerk.

Dean: You're supposed to say jerk.

Dean: You're supposed to say jerk.

Dean: You're supposed to say jerk.

Watching Chitty Chitty Bang Bang because what’s the point